Notices to People That Visit Our Home

1. The ferrets live here. You do not.

2. If you don't want the ferret to be near you, stay outside.

3. Yes, he has some disgusting habits, so do I and so do you. What's your point?

4. OF COURSE he smells like a ferret.

5. It's his nature to try to sniff you, please feel free to try and sniff him too.

6. I like him alot better then I like most people.

7. To you he's a ferret. To me he's an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. I have no problem with any of these things. Why should you?

8. Ferrets are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink (except on rare occasion when a drink is unguarded), don't worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don't wear clothes, don't need a gazillon dollars for university, and if they get pregnant you can sell the kits. But be a responsible parent please.